I am your sister. It is my job to publicly humiliate you and your twin on your 17th birthday. I thought about reposting silly old photos of you guys, but then thought, "Why not embarrass her with silly new photos of Erich and me posing as the birthday people?" (It was Erich's idea. I swear.)
All of my love,
Happy Birthday, Twins!
With similar but not as much, but just as meaningful, in a not creepy kinda love,
In lieu of singing "Happy Birthday," I leave you with this: